Five ways to entertain yourself at work when you have writer’s block
Discover a treasure trove in the supply cabinet that prompts you to write a play for finger puppets
1. & 2. Discover a treasure trove in the supply cabinet that prompts you to write a play for finger puppets: “Although they came from two different boxes, Lydia fell in love with George, a fingertip of color. ‘You must meet my family,’ Lydia told him. ‘They tend to hang with paper that sticks together, but we can sort it out.’ George, who as a pointer finger could be prickly, too, didn’t comment.
3. Run by Target on your lunch hour where you discover a statue of Bullseye, who was also a stuffed animal that used to be your dog Hank’s lover. Get your picture taken with the widow, and send it to your kids who never really liked Hank.
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4. Read through the last issue and embellish fellow columnists’ pictures. Wonder if they might actually welcome your grooming tips.
5. Make a house of cards out of your business cards, which reminds you House of Cards is on Netflix and perhaps you should consider leaving a little early to start binge watching it.
6. Clean office...naw.