Slingin' the slang
The latest from the Urban Dictionary online:
Bragadocious—someone who has elevated bragging to an art form. "If he wasn't a client, I'd have trouble going out to dinner with the bragadocious creep."
I approve this message—Politicians running for office aren't the only ones who need to approve their messages. The next time you leave someone a voicemail, be sure to let them know: "Hi, this is John Smith, and I approve this message. By the way, we're still waiting for your rent check, which we don't approve of!"
Fauxtograph (pronounced foe-ta-graph) —a fake photographic session where the person pretends to take your picture, but is actually just making you sit there with a fake smile plastered on your face. "Yes, your picture really is going to be in the next issue of Franchise Times, just keep smiling..."